I was scanning my neighborhood on Google maps when I noticed this street, North of where I live.
In case you can’t read it, it’s called Mullet Rd. “So what’s the big deal?” you may be asking yourself. “You’re near the ocean and a Mullet is a type of fish…”
This is true, but if you live in the Redneck Riviera it also has another meaning. I am referring, of course, to that hideous “Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey” hair style that goes by the same name. Aside from being the divorce capital of the United States, Cape Canaveral HAS to be one of the leading Crystal Methed, Mullet capitals of the free world.
If you’re still not convinced of the true nature of the road’s name, allow me to demonstrate below.
See? It’s even shaped like a Mullet. This is right up there with the conspiracy theory of Washington DC laid out as a Freemason Pentangle.



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