I found this gem on Yahoo Personals that just begged me to do a post.
Headline: Are you strong enough to be my man? (Um, what does THAT mean?)
Name: Jessica (A give away, I really should look for the age first)
Age: 28 (ok, too young for me, but maybe she’s mature?)
Marital Status: I’ll tell you later (…More like HE will tell me later, with a shotgun!)
Occupation: Entertainment (Entertainment? Is she a comedian?)
Interests: Arts, Dancing, Movies, Photography (I wonder if she means all at the same time?)
Now what Jessica is looking for in a man:
Age: Any
Body Type: Any
Interests: Any
Marital Status: Any (Not too picky is she?)
A long list of “Any” follows until we get to Income…
Income: $50,000 and up
In Jessica’s own words:
“i'm looking for a mature man to be a friend, and to just have a good time”. (does that interest in dancing involve a pole by any chance?)
Now on to the images: It is obvious that all of Jessica’s images were professionally shot. By what kind of professional I can only guess, but I am guessing they were the test shots before the actual porn shoot!
Image 1:
Jessica will have the men begging at her feet in this season’s “Retro Nazi SS uniform” for women. Notice the thigh high jack boots with stiletto heels coupled with the leather bustier with pointed, chrome tipped cups. She accessorizes with a designer Italian leather riding crop, a leather SS hat, and chrome handcuffs on her spike studded belt. Jessica has the look that says, “No pain, no gain” in this daring designer ensemble from Bavaria. (Now her headline makes perfect sense!)
Image 2:
Jessica is sitting on a bail of Hay with arms back and one leg in the air. Her denim mini skirt is “Farmers Daughter” chic with the addition of matching leopard print halter top and ankle strap pumps for a contemporary twist. Her Diamond belly button stud adds a touch of class to this barnyard beauty.
Image 3:
Nothing says “back to school” like Jessica’s blue plaid, Catholic school mini skirt; white, low cut, unbuttoned, button down blouse, and shiny black leather “Mary Jane’s”. White knee-high socks are the perfect accent for this picture of innocence. Jessica accessorizes with a yard stick for emphasis on this smart “educational” outfit.
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